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If God dropped acid, would he see people?
Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?
Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?
If a deaf person goes to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
When shooting a mime, do you need a silencer?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
If you put your two cents in when someone gives you a penny for your thoughts, where does the other cent go?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?
Why do tug boats push their ships?
Why do we put suits in a garmet bag and garments in a suitcase?
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Why if it goes by ship it is called cargo but if it goes by truck it is called a shipment?
Why are people on TV but in movies?
If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
What happens to people who start life each morning with a small shock of alarm from their so aptly named alarm clock? - Milan Kundera, The Farewell Party
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