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Urgent Questions

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?

Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?

Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?

If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?

If a deaf person goes to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

When shooting a mime, do you need a silencer?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?

If you put your two cents in when someone gives you a penny for your thoughts, where does the other cent go?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?

Why do tug boats push their ships?

Why do we put suits in a garmet bag and garments in a suitcase?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Why if it goes by ship it is called cargo but if it goes by truck it is called a shipment?

Why are people on TV but in movies?

If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

What happens to people who start life each morning with a small shock of alarm from their so aptly named alarm clock? - Milan Kundera, The Farewell Party

Last modified 3/27/10; posted 11/6/04. original content © 2010, 2004 John P. Nordin