|> Fun >|
|Not too bright: ways to say it|
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
Half a bubble off of plumb.
The lights are on, but nobody's home.
He's a little too tall for his blood supply.
A few clowns short of a circus.
Takes him 1 1/2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
Two tacos short of a combo plate.
Couldn't manage a two car funeral.
He's so dumb, he sits on the TV and watches the sofa.
He's so dense, light bends around him.