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Mullah Nasrudin went to a taylor to get his coat fixed.
The taylor told him " Your coat will be ready in three days , if Allah wills it!. Come back then"".
Three days later Nasruddin goes to get his coat but the taylor says he had been busy.
" Your coat will be ready in three days , if Allah wills it!.
Come back then"
Three days later Nasruddin goes to get his coat but the taylor again says he had been busy.
" Your coat will be ready in three days , if Allah wills it!.
Come back then"
Mullah Nasrudin says "How long will it take if we leave Allah out of this?"

One day in the South Pacific, a navy ship saw smoke coming an uncharted island. When they came close they saw 3 makeshift huts. Upon arriving at the shore they were met by a shipwreck survivor. He said, "I'm so glad you're here! I've been ALONE on this island for more than five years!" The captain replied, "If you're all alone on the island why do I see THREE huts." The survivor said, "Oh. We'll, I live in one, and go to the Masjid in another." "What about the THIRD hut?" asked the captain. "I had a fight with the board, so I stopped going there."

Did you hear the one about Jewish-Muslim comedy night? The rehearsals were going really well until the Jews occupied the Muslim half of the stage.

George W. Bush and Tony Blair are at a White House dinner. One of the important guests walks over to them and asks what they are talking about.
"We are making up the plans for WW III", says Bush.
"Wow", says the guest. "And what are the plans?"
"We are gonna kill 140 million Muslims and one dentist", answers Bush.
"The guest looks to be a bit confused. One...dentist?" He says. "Why will you kill one dentist?"
"Blair pats Bush on the shoulder and says, "What did I tell you? Nobody is gonna ask about the Muslims."

On my flight to New York there must have been a Jew in the bathroom the entire time. There was a sign on the door that said "occupied." -Goffaq Yussef

A small plane carrying Yassir Arafat and all his top lieutenants crashes and all aboard are killed. Who is saved? The Palestinian people! -Goffaq Yussef

Last modified 11/29/09; original content © 2009 John P. Nordin