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Why did the chicken cross the road?
What's the best use for an oboe?
How can you stop a guitarist from playing?
What the difference between Kenny G and an AK47 assault rifle?
What's the difference between a dead trombonist in the road and a dead
country singer in the road?
How do you improve the aerodynamics of a trombonist's car?
How many sopranos does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many altos does it take to change a light bulb?
How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
How many punk-rock musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb? 12,001. One to change it, 2,000 to record the event and take pictures of it, and 10,000 to follow it around until it burns out.
Why is a viola bigger than a violin?
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. --Kin Hubbard
What's the difference between a bass trombone and a chain saw?
What's the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?
What do you do with a bad conductor?
How can you tell when a soprano is at your door?
How can you tell when a drummer is at your door?
How many drummers does it take to put in a light bulb?
What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?
What do you call a drummer who just lost one of his sticks?
What do you call a drummer in a three-piece suit?
What's the last thing the drummer said to the band?
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."
Why does Philip Glass spell his first name with only one "L"? Because he doesn't like to repeat himself.
What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?
What's the difference between a French Horn and a '57 Chevy?
Playing tuba is a low blow.
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