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You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave. - Quentin Crisp, quoted in Return of the Portable Curmudgeon
Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right. --H.H. "Breaker" Morant
Life is a long lesson in humility. -- James M. Barrie, quoted in Return of the Portable Curmudgeon
Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. --Scottish Proverb
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear. ~Author Unknown
Work like no one is watching, love like you don't need the money and dance like you've never been hurt. -- John Nordin, adapting a popular saying.
Life is like a sewer: What you get out of it depends on what you put into it. – Tom Lehrer
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure you've got plenty to watch. ~Author unknown, from a television commercial
Life's a bleach and then you dye.
I've always been interested in people, but I've never liked them.- Somerset Maugham quoted in The 637 best things anybody ever said.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. ~Hector Berlioz
Life is complex. It has both real and imaginary parts.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too
soon. - Woody Allen
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly. - Woody Allen
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen
|Last modified 8/7/07; posted 11/6/04; original content © 2007, 2004 John P. Nordin|