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A Canadian: An unarmed American with health care.
A Canadian is someone who arrives early and takes the worst seat.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
New national motto: Canada. Mediocre and somewhat proud of it.
Every nation in attendance at an international symposium on elephants had to deliver a report on the animals. France's report: "The Love Life of an Elephant." America saw the economic values in: "Raising Elephants for Fun and Profit." Great Britain had their own unique view: "The Elephant and the British Empire." The Canadian report was, of course, typically Canadian... "The Elephant: A Federal or Provincial Responsibility?"
We're neither fat nor skinny,
Q : How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Q: How many Canadians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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