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Bumper stickers (actually seen on vehicles)
  Thelma and Louise live.   Focus on your own damn family.
  I survived the 2000 election and all I got was this lousy president   I have PMS and a gun.
Any questions? [in pink]
  Frodo failed; Bush got the ring.   Isn't it a shame that all the people who know how to run the government are off teaching school?
  Don't believe everything you think.   The leading cause of stress is reality.
  Gone crazy ... back soon   Isis, Isis, Ra, Ra, Ra.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

  Kill all fanatics.
  Unattended children towed at owners expense.   If you don't like how I drive, get off the sidewalk.
  Remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.   Marriage is finding that one special person you can annoy for the rest of your life.
  Get off my ass, you're not my husband.   Kill your Television
  Entrepreneurs mind their own business.   If you think I'm cute now, you should see me topless. {on a convertable}
  Eat well, stay fit, and die anyway.   Tough times never last, but tough people do.
  I shoot a little bull myself, but occasionally, I like listening to a pro.   51% bitch, 49% nice, don't push it.
  If you can read this, roll me over {upside down, on an off road vehicle}   Did you ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
  He who dies with the most love, wins.   I brake for no apparent reason.
  Grace happens.   Cowgirls like what coyboys do.
  Italians don't die they just pasta away.   Coyboys want what cowgirls have.
  Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks   Doing my part to piss off the religious right.
  Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the side of a milk carton.   Normal people worry me.
  Lick porn.    
Last modified 1/16/07; posted 9/7/03. © 2003, 2006 John P. Nordin